The road signs here in good old NZ are incredibly funny, pretty much because of the extensive detail. For example, my favorite sign (for road work, especially is repaving, or "seal repair," is involved):
Pretty sure I burst out laughing for the longest time the first time I saw that sign. Honestly, how do you avoid passing on coming traffic that will send up rocks that will smash your windscreen (aka windshield)?
Then there are the rock fall signs, which are literally everywhere, seeing as just about every road cuts into a mountain or hill. And as I've learned in geology, undercutting the toe of a slope is a sure fire was to increase the likelihood of slope failure (aka mass land fail, aka landslides.) Here's one from the road:
Here's a mass land fail:
And here's a fun version from the glacier trip:
I like the added detail of the person being crushed in both a rock fall and an ice fall.
Other signs that are fun are the signs cautioning a lower speed for tight turns. The greatest one was one which looked like this sign, only it cautioned for 15 km/hr. Which translates to a whopping 9.3 mph. Also, I'd like to say that it was totally necessary to actually slow down to 15 km on said turn.
It was also necessary to slow down for this turn, as well. 35 km = 21.7 mph. The roads here are crazy.
Another fan favorite is the "slippery road" sign.
How do the tire tracks crisscross like that? Really?
I haven't seen any sheep crossing signs, although I have seen several sheep mysteriously standing on the wrong side of a paddock fence (and one time, mysteriously in the middle of the road). I have seen cattle signs. And cattle mysteriously standing on the wrong side of the fence.
An interesting occurrence were the cattle stops on the road going up a mountain:
I also liked the detail in the RR signs.
Good thing they included the smoke from the coal burning engine.
And then there are the cautionary, don't drink and drive signs. Or rather, don't "drink-drive" as they say here (the always efficient Kiwis have cut out that annoying "and" and even more cumbersome "-ing"). These signs are both highly entertaining and highly disturbing.
And lastly, a wee note on the state highway system. Only in NZ would there be copious (and I mean copious) one way bridges on state highways:
And for those of you wondering, here's Ricardo, the trusty vehicle which carried me all about the South Island this semester.
1991 Hyundai Excel LS. $600 Kiwi, split between me and three other girls (Kirsten, Alex, and Sara). Done and done.









